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newbie (n00b)

Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle.

That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.

by Superfly667 March 21, 2003

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crested n00b

the kind of n00b which is nice and behaves, often only trying to join in with the community.

Crested n00bs are quickly being made extinct by trolls and mean n00bs because they are nice and use proper english (or whatever language they type)

Crested n00bs are usually over the age of 18 and have a high level of maturity, and usually have something to offer to the community they have joined...

Crested n00bs usually evolve into much more prominent members of the online community and become much more popular than trolls or noobs

by Lord Devlin December 30, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


slumdog n00b

A newly impoverished adolescent that recently has been displaced into the slums due to unforeseen circumstances.

Saif's downward spiral into alcoholism was the cause of his wealthy parent's decision to remove his trust fund, and subsequently forcing him to move into the slums and solidifying his title for this week's slumdog n00b.

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily July 25, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


n00b metal

Similar to nu-metal, the n00b-metal genre relies on songs lacking any '1337 skillz'. Their 3 track EP's can generally only be found on the artists' geocities webspace in WMA form.

Used when a band thinks of themselves as real metal but in fact are as technically skilled as an guitar playing epileptic in a room with a strobe light.

"I wish i could go to your n00b metal internet concert, but i have a Starcraft-themed 14th birthday to go to"

by -nick- January 8, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


n00b-zone

1. A place, website, forum, chatroom where n00bs gather, or too many n00bs visit to think they're 1337.

2. A group or crew of n00bs who call themselves uber and ask annoying newbie questions.

"Man, that one site had turned into total N00b-Zone!"

"Lets get out this chatroom, it's N00b-Zone!"

"Those kids are 100% n00b-zone!"

by gRuVeKiTtY July 26, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


n00b canon

1. Guns with really big clips or that do insane amounts of damage and take no skill to use.

An M60 on Counter strike or rocket launcher in halo.
Why did you use the n00b canon? What a noob.

by Patrick Block April 10, 2006

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