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The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024


beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards September 7, 2015


Sir Napkin

Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.

Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”

Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago

by SadBoyForLife July 15, 2021


flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021


Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut

by peterpan_69 April 24, 2018


salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017


Napkin Shot

Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.

That fucker was a real napkin shot

by GG memang August 23, 2023