When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin
Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.
Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”
Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”
Another large, detached earlobe.
He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.
when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”
girl:”wut”
Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum
Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
Zygotes that should have been placed in a napkin.
That fucker was a real napkin shot