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An academic achiever, but inadequete at sexual and physical activitys. Nerds enjoy excessive intelligence and are very smart in subjects such as science and maths, but lack in the skills required to make it very far in PE. Nerds tend not to be very social, or popular. Despite this they hold high places in society, generally at the top end of the income lists. Unlike geeks, who can be identified by their lack of intelligence, and usually playing dungeons and dragons, nerds play an important role in common life.
Examples of Nerds in society include Bill Gates.
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1. A person who wears oversized glasses with a safety strap, a shirt tucked into his pants (worn at or a little above the waist), a belt AND suspenders (just incase), ripped underwear (just incase =P), and a pocket protector. These creatures are often found in places such as libraries, schools, and bookstores. They have high IQ's and grades range from 98-school max. They are victums of being picked on by societies "cool kids" who will usually beat them up and give them wedgies.
2. According to M. Night Shamylan's Signs, they are people who have never had a girlfriend and create signs in crop fields to scare people.
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One who is socially unstable or awkward. Often intelligent as well, and is usually teased by the insecure or the overly proud. Not to be confused with geek, which is someone who has an obsession.
That nerd has no friends.
That nerd is such a loser!
I feel bad for that socially impaired nerd.
Look at those cruel and mean people picking on that nerd.
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someone who you used to give a weggie back in grade school but is now your boss at work
thats jon my boss, I used to give him weggies back in the day
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A Nerd is a very knowledgeable person who has very little or no social ability due to there failure to recognise that they are not “normal”! But whoever wanted to be normal? Geeks on the other hand gain social skills through there ability to realise that they are in fact not just like everyone else!
Person1 "OMG did you just hear what that Nerd just said?"
Person2 "Fucking Retard why the hell would anyone say somthing so stupid?"
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Ok, bottom line, being a nerd is not a good thing. A nerd is someone who is socially retarded. Nerds, Geeks and Dorks are all the same thing. They are always social rejects. To the average person who learned basic socialization patterns in fucking high school, they come across like they are physically or mentally retarded.
A male nerd comes across like a feminine chick. They are usually secretly gay or want to be a woman, or secretly identify with women. A nerd is usually at the maturity of someone who is around five to eight years old. They are usually extremely passive and passive aggressive. They blame the rest of society for their problems, that society is oppressing them, etc, when in reality, society is just treating them as a loser, because they are a loser. A woman will just taunt them and tease them, while a man will probably taunt, tease, and beat them up. As a result of being socially retarded, nerds develop a persecution complex, that they are somehow superior, and the rest of society is garbage, when in reality, it's the opposite.
No, you fucking idiot, you are the idiot, I doubt that slim, cute chick that laughs at you is considered a social reject. As a further result of being social rejects, nerds tend to hang out with other socially retarded people who pursue socially retarded topics that the average person does not give a fuck about. Things like elfs and wizards, and death metal, and science fiction. This is stuff that the average person stopped giving a fuck about at ten years old.
The main types of nerds are computer, book, metal, etc. A computer nerd tends to have extreme low intelligence. Like I said, a computer nerd comes across as someone who has the maturity of someone five to eight years old. You can be a computer user, but take a fucking bath and try to interact with the opposite sex, not act like are you in love with your fucking computer. The other thing is that as a result of getting their ass kicked by society, cute chicks, etc, nerds have developed the most shitty personalities I have ever seen. Most nerds come across as hostile, extreme assholes, lack of class, manners, basically the socialization patterns of a child in an adult.
Contrary to the media stereotype of a psychopath as a smooth badass, a psychopath is usually a nerd. They are distempered, fly in rages, have psychological issues, can't interact with the opposite sex. An example of this type of nerd is those two sick fucks that shot up their high school.
A nerd is someone who has severe psychological issues. Examples are people who act like tough guys on the internet, are extreme assholes or extreme crybabies.
All the above is considered common knowledge by the normal people of society. But because this is on the internet, a nerd is going to read this and disagree with it, because as I said, nerds have a persecution, inferiority complex.
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an offensive use for somebody who is very smart but is outcast and badly treated for 2 reasons both quite strange but there they are all the same
1. they work hard in lessons and are usually top of the class the objective of which is usually so they get a good education and a well payed job therefore becoming rich and famous and becoming very populare however most non-nerds in school seem to think that that's a bad idea for some reason...
2. they do not follow certain trends that appear to be daring and therefore cool and not falling for peer preasure
i.e. playing in a campsite, falling and breaking your neck, taking drugs and cigarettes then becoming a faggoty slob getting a girl under 18 pregnant then running off then getting a job that gives you around 15 grand a year and raise your kids up to be just like you and so the cycle goes on.
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nerd: i did all my homework early miss Ermintrude i even did a bit more work by myself!
teacher: oh well done hughbert! see this is what good children are like!
opposite to nerd: damn nerd!
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druggy: come on nerd just do it don't be so scared
nerd: no way i'm not doing that not ever
*druggy punches nerd in face causing him to have nose bleed and runs off laughing*
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