netflix hijack

When your girlfriend, little sister, mother, or otherwise effeminate friend put mushy romance or Disney movies on the top of your queue, greatly delaying the time it takes for the good movies to come.

Dude, have you seen "The Hangover" yet?!
No man, I've been Netflix hijacked for like the past two months. All I've got now is 'The Notebook' and 'The Little Mermaid'...

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Chill and Netflix

The opposite of netflix and chill; To just chill and watch netflix

Boy: "Let's netflix and chill later"
Girl: "Nah but we can chill and netflix. :)"

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netflix and kill

When you chill with bae then kill them

Just had netflix and kill with Macayla

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netflix and chill

When you wanna get it on with yo chick without being too obvious.
Its like booty calling but with Binge watching added in

Guy: "hey wanna netflix and chill ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Girl: "Sure! I love netflix"
Guy: "( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)"

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Netflix and Kill

The feeling you get when you're loading a movie to watch on Netflix, and the internet goes down.

I was all set to watch this new movie on Netflix, and then the internet crashed and now I want to Netflix and Kill someone.

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netflix and chill

Watching Netflix in a fridge.

Jognny: Hey Shawn, what's up.
Shawn: I'm N-N-N-Netflix and Chilling
Johnny: *crickets*

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Netflix whore

Someone who screws with your Netflix queue for their own benefit. Characterized by deliberately bumping up their movies over yours the morning they ship out and/or waiting a week before they watch their dvd(s).

My brother is such a Netflix whore. He orders movies no one in the house wants to see and then waits weeks before returning them.

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