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Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!
Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩
Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!
Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.
Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.
She choked after I made her do the Alabama Snorkel
When you shoot your load over the valley of your sister's tits, and it lands on her face.
Example 1:
Sister: "Are you close? Pa and Ma will be back to the trailer real soon!"
Brother: "Ah get ready, I'm about to give you an Alabama sunrise!"
Example 2:
Friend: "Gary's sister is so hot. have you seen her?"
Friend 2: " Oh yeah. If I was her brother, I'd give her an Alabama sunrise'
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"
When someone dresses in public from head to toe in camouflage clothing.
"Wow, every person at this Piggly Wiggly is wearing an Alabama tuxedo."
The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.
I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.