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captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024


Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention β€˜users choice’ potty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021


Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015


choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 22, 2019


Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.

I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.

by Carter? February 15, 2012


Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.

Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.

by OgreTM November 10, 2024

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Your body, my choice.

A play on the pro-choice slogan "My body, my choice." While it has existed since at least 2018, the phrase went viral in November 2024 after political commentator Nick Fuentes posted it on X in response to Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 US presidential election. Fuentes's post was viewed over 90 million times and the phrase saw wide usage on X, Facebook, Reddit, and TikTok, as well as high school and college campuses.

I saw a girl complaining about the election on TikTok and the comments were full of guys saying "Your body, my choice."

by CtrlAlt_Games November 23, 2024

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