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Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
Chad easily took round one, kicking TylerTheGoat with his strong hooves. But, Tyler took rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Chad took 11, and 12 was a tie. TylerTheGoat easily took the dub.
Did you see the fight between ChadTheCow and TylerTheGoat? It was so entertaining and Tyler easily won! #TylerGotTheDub #RipChadTheCow #JusticeForTylerTheGoat #ChadTheCowWillNeverFightAgain
Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.
"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."
When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.
Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.