Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

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Nob-Shank

A derogatory term for an individual not worthy of being called a Nob-end.

Fred you are a Nob-Shank.

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Noob nob

The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.

Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!

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nob mustard

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

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fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett

James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob

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nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)

Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.

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nob ache

(Aus) A pain in the ass

He's no good, a fucking nob ache

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