When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.
"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"
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Another term for creamy cock custard.
Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.
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the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes
I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard
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The act of receiving pleasure where the giver sucks or licks either the male or the female genitalia until ejaculation / orgasm occurs while the recipient is playing a video game, such as a first-person shooter.
Holy shit man, I got a noob nob last night, and I couldn't level up!!
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Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)
Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.
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catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett
James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you
Rich: fookin nob
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(Aus) A pain in the ass
He's no good, a fucking nob ache
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