Random
Source Code
Random
(n.)what you say to someone when they are shitfaced and do something totally asinine
(n.)what you say to someone when they say something completely moronic
(matt drops a full beer and it smashes on the ground sending shards of glass into several pairs of innocent eyeballs)
bobby: HAVE ANOTHER!
sean: i am sad that randy johnson is leaving the yankees, he is so handsome
melanie: HAVE ANOTHER!
6👍 3👎
A euphemism for oral sex performed on women.
Another way of saying "eating out".
Guy #1: Hey, where's Roy?
Guy #2: He's with is girlfriend.
Guy #1: Doing what?
Guy #2: Having a meal, so to speak.
Guy #1: Oh. Props to him!
6👍 2👎
The act of placing a mirror in-between your legs whilst squatting and masturbating. The positioning of the mirror allows for a view of one's own arsehole which helps achieve a heightened state of arousal
Q: What are you up to tonight?
A: I'm pretty tired to be honest, i'll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed
6👍 2👎
1)This describes the point of no return where someone succumbs to the stress of a situation and blows it out of proportion.
Easy my man, dont gwan an have an epic.
6👍 1👎
Why should we force limitations on others? Instead of saying 'Have a good day,' simply say 'Have a good.' They can have whatever kind of 'a good' they want to, and you can save yourself at least one syllable.
"I'll see you later."
"Yes, have a good."
"What?"
"I said have a good."
"Have a good what?"
"That's entirely up to you, now isn't it."
"Whatever wierdo, I'll see you later."
"Have a good."
44👍 23👎
a common response for whenever someone announces that they are going to do something totally normal, boring, or routine.
Person 1: I'm going to the bathroom.
Person 2: Have fun!
Person 1: I'm going to pick up some milk at the grocery store.
Person 2: Have fun.
107👍 59👎
just cancel it; we don't want to be here anyway; I'm tired of yall not supporting things.
Yall let me know what you're gonna do because we don't have to have it.
2👍 1👎