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this will make you horny if you're not yet:
i walk into your room and rip you up out of bed, im wearing noting but a bra and panties which you hastily remove i start vigorously ripping off alll your clothes while i make out with your neck i move up to your mouth and i start to give you a hand job you massage my breasts and then i slowly go down and blow you real hard finally i throw you on the bed you finger me then eat me out, the pleasure is so intense
i push you down and start sliding your hard long cock in and out of my soft wet pussy we fuck until the pleasure is so great i orgasm and gush and you immediatly cum you cant contain it anymore it feels so good we do it again and again until we fall asleep still wrapped around each other
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To begin, for those of you who don't know, the word horny stems from Greek myth. The Minotaur was a creature that was half-man and half-bull, existing without a female counterpart and as a complete slave to its own passions. This creature had bull-like horns on his head, hence 'horny'. But that's besides the point.
I hate the word horny because it sounds like a joke, and the feeling it is describing is anything but funny. If you think feeling sexual is funny then there is something seriously wrong with you. Horny sounds like a stupid oaf of a frat boy trying to make himself feel better about the fact that he hasn’t gotten laid in 6 months and that he masturbates 4 times a day as compensation. When you feel ‘horny’ – it’s really the only word for it – the feeling is not like a joke and does not exist like it does on white people sitcoms and teen movies. It’s like a surge of sexuality and life and need. Or maybe that’s just me, or maybe all those people who actively use the word horny are just too stupid to realize what’s wrong with it.
"Fuck man, I'm so drunk and horny."
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Feeling Sexual: Jizz in your pants
This poem may make your horny,
Even though its a little horny.
In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.
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When you want to fuck so badly that you feel you will explode.
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A Widely excepted medical condition found in 95% of the worlds males between 14 and 40.
When a teenager jacks off in excess of 4 times and explores more than 250 porn sites in one day.
"look at those horny teenagers"
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When someone wants to bang another person with a passion. Wanting sex extremely bad you'll do anything!!!! Needing ass......
Everytime I'm with him I'm so horny. I'd fuck his brains out but I don't want him to think I'm a slut. If only he wasn't my ex-boyfriend friend I'd do it!!!!!!!!!!!
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you're here to get horny, not to know what it means, so i'll get straight into it:
rebecca was in class when she started feeling really horny. she squeezed her thighs together continuously to reach her clit without anyone noticing. her nipples were hard after 3 minutes and she was trying hard not to moan in the middle of the lecture. the boy next to her, nick, saw what she was doing and immediately got hard. he tapped her on the shoulder and signaled to go to the bathroom at the bell. a long 10 minutes later and rebecca was so wet, you could see the wet stain in her dress.
as soon as the door shut, nick started rubbing her pussy hard and fast with his whole palm. he went faster and faster as rebecca moaned and screamed "OH YES NICK! HARDER! FASTER! OHHHH! OHHH! OH OH OH OH! NICK! UUHHHHHHH!!!"
nick proceeded to move his hand harder and faster with long strokes as rebecca screamed and moaned.
they took each others clothes off and rebecca's huge tits busted out of her bra. nick took one in his mouth and sucked hard. rebecca didnt know what to do with herself because she was moaning so hard.he grabbed her ass and her head threw back as she moaned.
rebecca got on her knees and slowly undid nick's belt. taking down his underwear, his tiny 3 inch cock was exposed.
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