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When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.
The Dry Newman is when your aim is intentionally miss directed and you slam it home into the anus without warning or lubrication.
"I was doing that chick from Taco Bell last night doggy style when I gave her the Dry Newman"
"Thought I finally got rid of that psycho bitch last night when I gave her the Dry Newman but she actual loved it"
Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.
"Brace yourself baby, I'm going in dry..."
To "indirectly"cruise the Facebook or MySpace profile pics of a person with whom you may have had intimate relations, or an old bully from elementary school. It can be virtually anyone from your past that you don't really want to talk to, but you may want to see what they look like now.
A form of indirect virtual stalking.
"I was dry stalking Tina's Facebook pics, I heard she looks like shit now, but I didn't want to friend request her, it's not that serious!"
dry lipping
This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.
The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.
(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.
(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.
the 4th geometry dash level. introduced gravity portals and tortured many
adult: what you playing Jimmy?
jimmy: dry out from geometry dash!!!!
adult: shut up jimmy