beater o'clock

When it is the time of day to put on a beater (the shirt, not the car).
It can be any time of the day or night.

"What do you reckon Sam, just about beater o'clock?"

"I reckon it is, mate"

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wrist o'clock

The time, as given by someone who doesn't have a watch and is too lazy to get their phone/other mobile device out to look.

Joe: Hey, what time is it?
Jen looks at her wrist, which has all sorts of bracelets and bangles... but no watch.
Jen: It's wrist o'clock.
Joe: Ha ha. Funny. Seriously though.
Jen: I dunno and I don't want to get my phone from my bag. Find a clock or something.

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Late O'clock

The time it is when you don't have a watch on and your date is getting uglier by the minute.

"oh, really? You're a vegan and don't drink alcohol."

"uh-huh. oh my wrist tells me it is Late O'clock. I have a thing in the morning. I'll give you a call sometime."

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stupid o'clock

The state of being achieved by remaining awake for extended periods of time. Common symptoms are euphoria, minor delusional behavior, and general silliness.

Distinguishable from sleep deprivation by the lack of paranoia that often accompanies the latter condition.

"We were up til stupid o'clock last night."

(Immediately after someone attempts to stage dive off the sofa onto the coffee table while watching a Madonna video): "Yeah, it's definitely stupid o'clock."

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avocado o'clock

The late time of night during which the word avocado is funny enough to elicit laughter

A: Wow, it's late. What time is it?
B: 4:30.
A: Is it avocado o'clock yet?
B: Avocado! HahaHAhaHAHah

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3 o'clock

To be "3 o'clock" means to be cool, awesome, off the hook/hizzy.

Friend 1: "Dude!! Check out what I landed! RISER SEATS TO THE UNC-DUKE GAME! How rad is that?!"

Friend 2: "DUUUUUUDE!!! That's is SO 3 o'clock!!

time school 3 clock o'clock sports three rad awesome

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punk o'clock

7:00 pm, when punk shows start

The show starts at punk o'clock, it costs 5 bucks and there's free vegan food and a keg.

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