BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder

The BPOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about them 24/7! Other symptoms of this disorder include- thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby, and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in MAMAMOO STANS, GFRIEND STANS, ARMYONCES, BH STANS, YG STANS, BTS STANS, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fuck off" and go get a life!

BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder
Those armys have BPOD, always have blackpinks name in their mouth.

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Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)

OTD is a condition in which people have several thoughts, feelings, ideas, or sensations (obsessions) kind of like those with OCD, and feel the need to tweet them. Persons with OTD religiously scroll down their twitter feed "favorite-ing"almost everything they see. They also tend to re-tweet and reply to almost everything on their feed, regardless of how much it relates to them. These people celebrate things such as their thousandth tweet or hundredth follower, and feel that those numbers equate to how great of a virtual presence they are on the 'internets'. These persons will use hash tags in their real-life conversations, log on/off Twitter several times throughout the day, and tweet about things that seem arbitrary and totally pointless to followers, but in their eyes significant and necessary.

Warning: When you follow a person with OTD their tweets make up 99.9% of your feed.

Note: You can still be awesome if you have OTD. It is not fatal. Your awesomeness shall live on.

"She's been on twitter for only five days and she's tweeted 6,777 times. I think she has Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

"Oh my god we should totally do that! Hashtag YOLO hahahahahaha!...Oh my god, that's the seventh time I did that today I think I have Obsessive Tweeter Disorder(OTD)."

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LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder)

LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder)
LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) Describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Demi Lovato resulting in inserting them in situations they have nothing to do with or spreading Fake News. Usually Done by Selenator or Swiftie .
"Oh my God, Demi Listened to Taylor Swifts New song now it will Flop because of Demi Curse)"

"Bro maybe you got Lovato Obsession Disorder"

"Did you heard that Lana Del Reys account got hacked and it got tracked Back to Demi Lovatos Villa?"

"Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying"

Dude. Shut up. Your LOD (Lovato Obsession Disorder) gets annoying

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Obsessive Compulsive SLAG Disorder

-Someone who has obsessive compulsive slag disorder cannot help being a total slag, they have a problem.
-Much like OCD they compulsively repeat SLAGGISH behaviors i.e. giving head to random guys she meets in town in the graveyard opposite the chipy every friday.

"she's got Obsessive Compulsive Slag Disorder... no jokes"

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AOD (Ariana Obsession Disorder)

The AOD describes an unhealthy amount of hate towards Ariana Grande , resulting to false rumors about her, or including her in hateful situations and comments. This disorder is usually found in swifties and selenators .

PopBase (chart account) : taylor swift reputation world tour accumulated 345M$

Swiffer : Ariana could never

Arianator : stfu i think u have a AOD (Ariana Obsession Disorder)… go get help!

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Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.

Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."