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The elusive Bobby Cantelli, no one knows where he is, he is traceless, and undetectable. Yet he is out there. There are no explanations for his occurrences. He leaves signs of his appearances, but don't get involved, for no one knows what he is or is not capable of.
Have you heard about Bobby Cantelli?
The act of slapping ones penis across the chin of a female to get her attention before ejaculation.
Last night I went home with a girl that didn't have a smoot, so I gave her the bobby knight....Bam!
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Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid
Bobby Shmurda hit that shmoney.
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Pointless Bobby is somewhat of a game derived from the idea of 'pointless bullshit', 'bobby bullshit' or 'pointless bobby bullshit', hence the abbreviated name. The idea of the game is to tell someone a total lie for absolutely no reason at all except the fact that one has participated in Pointless Bobby, or as it's sometimes known, 'pointless bobbying' someone.
The lies made inside the game can be absolutely anything and again, for no real reason what so ever (which is the idea). Some examples may include telling people a false career of yours, such as a milkman.
There are no real winnings or rewards that come with the game except the comical effect it has when you tell your friends (who are also involved in the the game) who you have 'pointless bobbied' (plural) and the lies you chose to tell.
Person A: 'What? That gormless Ayo kid told me he was a milkman, I saw him working in Somerfield yesterday!'
Person B: 'Yea, he's not a milkman. He's also not a Priest, he doesn't live in Basingstoke and most importantly he doesn't own a golden toilet.'
Person A: 'What the hell? Why would he lie about that?'
Person B: 'Pointless Bobby, clearly!'
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A Bobbi Jo is a temptress of ill fate. Upon her awakening each morning, she bathes in a tub of liquid seduction, concocted from the roots of a nettlewig, which can only be found in the forest of forgotten sorrow. Her aura is melting. She'll make your knees week and break your concentration with the blink of an eye. And once your in her grasp, there's no letting go. She'll force you to fall in love with her, which may result in a flurry of eventual psychotic delusions, all of which involve Bobbi Jo, a broom, and a bathrobe. On the surface she appears delicate and adorable, yet deep within her fiery depths, there is a demon waiting to encompass your soul.
I ran into a Bobbi Jo today! I barely escaped with my dignity!
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A type of clothing brand with a conceited monkey on it.
Samantha: OMG! I got a new jacket from Bobby Jack!!
Lauren: Does it have that butt scratching ape on it?
Samantha: Yeah!!
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