Fellatio Tuesday

In an attempt to increase the longevity and stability of marriage a national movement has started. Fellatio Tuesday acts in the model of "ride your bike to work day" or "Christmas" where on the first Tuesday of each month wives world wide show their appreciation and love for their husbands with oral pleasure.

wife: honey, its fellatio Tuesday and I got you a blow job
husband: thank you honey, but I did not get you anything.
wife: you didn't have to, its all about you today...

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ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

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Tuesday Club

An evening of drinks that occurs every Tuesday enabling work colleagues the chance to get black out drank on Tequilla and cheap beer in a two to three star hotel bar.

This event is used as an opportunity to rip on every member of the workplace, complain about anyone and everything and forget for five blissful hours that you have to be up at six am on Wednesday.

Collegue1 "you look terrible and it's only wednesday"

Collegue2 "Tuesday club"

Collegue1"fair"

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DTF tuesdays

one day of the week where you get drunk, traditionally in a large blue van, and are down to fuck.

DTF tuesdays are classic

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Suicide Tuesday

The time when you have the biggest hang over after a weekend of binging on drugs and/or alcohol, from the fact that if you ingest enough you will still have drugs in your system on Monday, and you may not come down until Tuesday.

Dave seemed ok on Monday, but when Suicide Tuesday rolled around he really started regretting that bender.

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Wet Tuesdays

A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves

-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays”

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Tuesday Renegade

Proper Noun; An original Centurian, who thoroughly and proudly represents Tuesday.
Not to be confused with the regular noun version.
Stands side by side with the Tuesday Warrior

Spectator: Wow, look at the way that guy carves
Spectator 2: Yeah, he must be a real Tuesday Renegade.

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