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a male laxer who is rediclously legit at everything he does. bros most favortite things are drinking beer, playing lacrosse, not wearing shirts, and fist bumping. can also be used talking about ones brother.
"whadda bro"
"that laxer is such a bro!"
hey bro, wanna tear up some turf?"
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Shotgun nattys, cop dome, fuck slam pieces, get said slampieces to make you sandwichs
bro god said let their be sandwiches, and eve made them
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Bro has evolved, from a simple Californian compasionate reference from one male to another to be used presently, in communities across the world in which young men claim to be bro. Fraternity's represent bro at its finest, bangin' brohoes, proclaiming simple events as epic, and doning the signature "fauxhawk."They live and breathe in douchebaggery on a regular basis
Another signature characteristic of a Bro comes by the adding of bro to the begining of a word... if you hear a late teen or early twenties male using words such as brotality (to describe their bro mentality) brotastic (an adjective used to describe fantastic or "epic" events of one Bro) or (used to describe and incredibly pointy fauxhawk), then you likely have met a bro.
Oftentimes a bro reads and writes to websites such as, MLIB... or My Life is Bro... to define how one man's douchebag moment can be a treasure to thousands of Bro's. A true bro records the epic history of each night's passing. Stories often include how a kegstand went awry, a brohoe was roofied and gangbanged, even stories which include fauxhawks superior standing against beavertails, mullets, jewfros.
I heard Henry was so bro that the drapes match the carpet, he now has two fauxhawks.
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The bro who always says no when asked to do something. Also is usually the ginger bitch in your bro squad
Houston is a no bro because he always says no when I ask him to go to the mall
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Very easy to spot in their natural habitats. Usually white males, age 16-23. Without exception they ALWAYS wear dickies shorts (usually beige), calf-high black socks, black shirts (always containing skulls/stars/or both), they are always overweight (but their perception is that they are buff, not fat), must have a ridiculously large truck (nothing less than a F-250, tacomas don't cut it here), large embarassing stickers on their back windows are a must, also necessary are lame black sunglasses. Also can be spotted by their opposite gender equivalents, which are bro-hos.
You can easily spot a bro if you see the following brands on them or their lame truck: Famous Stars and Straps, Metal Mulisha, Fox Racing, Glamis and sometimes Von Zipper.
Bros are harmless when alone, however packs of them should be avoided due to their obvious weight advantage over you due to their obesity levels.
Question: What kind of fucktard would take up 3 parking spots by parking diagonally with half of his raised F-550 on the curb?
Answer: The only category of lame white people more embarrassing to the rest of caucasians than white trash: BROS.
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A common term used to describe a bodybuilder or other similar athletic enthusiast, analogous to "meathead" and similar terminology, most often used on Internet forums and communities.
In this usage, bro can often be combined with other words to create more descriptive phrases.
SuperMass4Lyfe is a good bro, he's got like 10,000 posts bro
u can use high reps to tone ur guns n bring out the cuts - Example of bro-science
ur a fagot, u cant argue w BroMasterChill hes a mod -
Example of bro-telligence
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an 18 to 24 year old male who wears Birkenstock sandals, watches family guy, plays ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball hat with a pre-frayed brim....you know, a bro.
a bro rapest- its easy, too easy, i mean if they didnt wanna get raped they wouldn't walk around the way they do with their water polo tee shirts, and there live strong bracelets, i mean the fish bare well tour.....like an all you can rape buffet.
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