A case of the Mondays

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.

VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!

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closet case

1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.

2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.

Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.

Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?

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cased quarter

When I worked at a Miami, Florida arcade in 1982, the kids would ask for a "cased quarter" when they needed a quarter in exchange for two dimes and a nickle. The arcade games only accepted quarters. "The Amusement Center at the Omni Hotel" on Biscayne Blvd mostly catered to the local urban kids, and they were the ones that used the slang. I thought it was great and it made my job easier, too! I see that "case quarter" is listed, but my experience was with "cased quarter" with a d, the kids explained to me that the dimes and nickles were "cased" into one coin.

"Can I get a cased quarter please?"

Much easier than "Can I have a quarter for two dimes and a nickle please"

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basket case

some one that has a bunch of problems and mental and phycoloically

That girl has been such a basket case since she was dumped by her boyfriend.

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Catch a case

A joke used for when a older guy/girl hits on someone younger than him/her

“Yo you better stop hitting on that 12 year old you 15 dude you about to catch a case”
“Nahh it’s aii it’s just 2 years older”

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Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

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sausage casing

A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.

That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.

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