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Nasty ulcers on the ass stemming from prolonged hours of watching TV,gaming,and napping.Common among the retired,unemployed,stoners and couch potatoes.
I need to get up and do something before I end up with couch sores.
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An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.
I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.
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couch change is the loose change that is found in the nooks and crannies of the sofa.
This car runs so economically you can run it on couch change.
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it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.
Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
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An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".
"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"
"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."
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A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...
"Look at this Couch Nigger"
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A couch gang is a gang of trolls on facebook who go around invading live videos asking to buy or auction their couch
They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off
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