Stupid Scale

Hanes' personal stupidity scale which rates the idioticness of a specific person from 1 to 10. 1 being Fool, 10 being Fucking dumbass.

1) Fool
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!

12👍 7👎

Benjamin Scale

The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin

yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.

12👍 6👎

The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.

Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale

6👍 3👎

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

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420 scale

When smoking marajuana there are various levles of high. The 420 scale is how high you are. The scale is from 1-7.
1-sober
2-buzzed
3-high
4-stoned
5-baked
6-fucked
7-420ed

Carson- how high are you on the 420 scale?
Amberlyn- Four
Emma- Im five
Carson- ha ha Im a Three

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Kartrashian Scale

A scale used to assign a “value” to someone’s trashiness.

So, just how trashy was that chick you banged last night? Like where was she on the Kartrashian scale between Kendall and Bruce?

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Marsh Scale

The scale used to classify the severity of torcanos, the Marsh Scale ranges from M1 to M10, with M10 being the most severe torcano with numerous lavabombs and lavadogs.

The torcano on Mt. St. Helens was classified as an M4 on the Marsh Scale, with numerous lavabombs, but relativley few lavadogs.

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