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The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.
Actual conversation:
Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.
Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
When you stick her nipple in your dick hole
Dude, I swear me and her gonna have a titty turf
When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.
Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!
When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉