Turned Out

The original expression, "turned out" meant this: having become addicted to a sex act (even normal sexual intercourse), generally by ONE person. A practiced pimp (or, for that matter, a madam) will "turn out" a new prostitute by virtually addicting her to even normal sexual intercourse.

A woman can "turn out" a man if she is particularly gifted in love-making (knows ALL the tricks, and has sufficient time to work them into the man's system). It's all recorded in the skin and the organs. Remember: it's about ADDICTION.

Deviant acts can also cause the addiction. This is why socialists say that child molesters never get that out of their system.

That bitch done fucked Leroy up, man! He's turned out! He can't even LOOK at another bitch now! That bitch got his MIND, man! I TOLD his ass to stay away from that ghetto hoochie. The bitch fucked the SHIT out of him. She's a PRO!!

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turn left

The friendly command your GPS makes before you almost drive into a lake.

@&$)!@*!!! It said to turn left!

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half-turn

verb: to half-turn, performing a half-turn
noun: a half-turn
The act of turning around and looking in an irritated way (possibly with rolling your eyes) to the person in the seat behind you, as a result of his noise-making.

*sitting in a movie theater, talking*
Asshole #1: shushh!
Me: dude, did that guy just shush me?
*Asshole #2 half-turns*
Me: Oh man, that guy just half-turned me, let's be quiet now.

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Burn and Turn

*Opposite(ish) of "Wake and Bake"

Burn and Turn: Where one engages in illicit substances (Burning) before Turning in for the night, aka passing the fuck out.

Guy 1: "Man, do you have any weed I can grab? I need to do a serious Burn and Turn"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, man I know, I burn and turn every night"

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nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

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turned out

prison slang for a person who was turned gay in prison

Jack liked girls before he got turned out in prison.

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Turn and burn

When you fart in a room and then leave without saying anything

"Hey where did Jeff go?"
*overwhelming sulfur smell*
"He must have performed a turn and burn"

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