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Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.
My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.
Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad
2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
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When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
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When a girl's pad causes a burning sensation almost similar to a diaper rash
Hey Brittney, do you have a clean pad I can use? Im starting to get a pad rash.
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noun, plural porno pads.
a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.
typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.
popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
Heidi, baby, this place is a bona fide porno pad...
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The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
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A female's clitorus or vagina region.
Eric can you rub your finger on my mouse pad!?
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