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Shart Paste

When you fart and shit comes out but you don't have the tools needed for evac to clean, breach, and bang the poop from your underpants. During the hardend stages, the poop then becomes a paste-like substance.

Zach has IBS and we found shart paste stains in every single pair of his underpants.

by Poopedmypants March 9, 2012


Hot Paste

To tie an image, file or text to a specific keyboard shortcut for future use

I need to keep that quote on a hot paste option for work

by Alexander the Pen July 2, 2023


Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.

"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."

by Entertainment Informer February 3, 2012


manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo September 28, 2015


Chezy Paste

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Me Chezy Paste Gone Mouldy

by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022


Fish Paste

Another way of saying something is unfair or untrue. A substitution for "baloney" in the phrase "That's baloney"

Person A: That guy is actually just sniping me from across the map he's actually hacking
Person B: That is utter fish paste

by Billiebobbiejoeie July 11, 2023


past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017