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pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016


White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy

Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.

by Kvngg97 September 11, 2021


pasty prince

A white guy who is an absolute baller.

Back in the 80s Larry Bird was considered the best pasty prince. In the 2000s Steve Nash and Dirk were the top 2 past princes in the NBA. In the modern era it’s quite clear that Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokić are the top two pasty princes of the NBA.

by Dr. Glayvine August 10, 2022


pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'

'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'

by Lillikinns September 18, 2017


Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

by Caenfayre September 25, 2017


Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021


Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 19, 2015