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Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019


pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money June 25, 2007


Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 12, 2017


Pat O'Brian

Just a legend, ladies man, and overall legend.

"That Pat O'Brian is a legend."

by FrankyFostello May 4, 2016


pat sharpe

The mullet headed don of childrens entertainment. Father of many illegitimate equally mulleted sons.

Mark, your dad im pat sharpe, you mulleted freak

by Spoon Menace December 18, 2003


Pat Mcafee

To verbally light up the confrontation while simultaneously group the nearby standers on your side and become the leader of the pack to then get ready to jump from the top rope of a ring and slam on top of the opponent. Go crazy!!...For the Brand

He came at me and I went full Pat Mcafee

by ElMariachi80 December 4, 2020

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Pat a Goat

Verb~ The action of brushing your side fringe out of your eyes.

when your with your mate and their fringe is covering there face you say," you gotta pat a goat"

by olliee88 June 22, 2010

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