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A twisted version of hide and go seek where the hiders are children and the seeker(s) are pedophiles. Same rules as hide and go seek but once a hider is found/caught they are raped by the pedophile. Best if played at night and on school grounds (depending on the size of the playing area extra pedophiles may be needed) to add to the intensity that school children are running from a crazy pedophile. Some acting is required to get the best experience by both the pedophile and children: Player as the pedophile should make creepy grunts and scary laughs to scare the children, and children should scream and cry if caught and raped. Be warned that if school is by residential area and screaming is loud enough the police will be called. Invented by some crazy Gs up in Kenmore, Wa
Michael: We're playing pedophile tonight around 11
Alex: Sweet, who's playing pedophile?
Michael: Probably Taylor, he is the creepiest
Alex: Okay see you then
Pedophile: Game
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Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.
The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.
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An expression of one's obliviousness to very obvious things. Often followed by silence per the listener's surprise at the speaker's bakaness.
Chris: "Are you a pedophile?"
Herbert: "..."
Viewer: "Wow. Just...wow. It's been going on for, like, ten years. Just...uhh."
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Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.
I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.
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When a Child fuck an Adult without the adult consent or liking(i.e. Child rapes and hunts down adults)
Clare is a Reverse Pedophile because she like raping older men and women.
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A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)
"Wow this guy is really pulling a max12 it's so creepy. What an Internet Pedophile"
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A Pedophile By Proxy ("PBP") is a person who enables pedophilia within his or her community by making excuses for the pedophile's behavior, focusing on the pedophile's good qualities while turning a blind eye to the warning signs of abuse, smearing abuse victims, smearing anyone involved with helping abuse victims make an outcry, accusing protective members of the community of being mentally ill, promulgating unlikely alternative explanations for the warning signs of abuse, accusing protective parents of coaching their children to make outcries, lobbying government officials to enact policies designed to normalize pedophilia, etc.
Only a Pedophile by Proxy would consider a child's sex abuse outcry a false allegation on the finding that the alleged perpetrator passed a lie detector test, because it's common knowledge that most pedophiles feel comfortable lying about it.
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