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A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?
Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.
*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
Having sexual relations
Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
1. good; fine
2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
Short penis with no girth whatsoever
I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun
It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog