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Short penis with no girth whatsoever
I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun
It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog
A quick scan of the floor for any loose pencils to use. Usually before a test.
Lab Partner 1: Dude, do you have a pencil?
Lab Partner 2: Nah man, do a pencil scan.
*Lab Partner 1 looks on the floor and finds a pencil, and then picks it up*
A phrase, which means "No cap, legit.", "That's/This is true." Or "I'm not lying on that."
(Mainly for Among Us.)
(Setting: In a round of Among Us.)
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL
Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him
Person 2: full pencil?
Person 3: yeah he did see me tho
Person 2: ok then i can trust yall
When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.
I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...
noun
a condom for a pencil aka a penis
lets get pencil covers on our way home from 7 11
A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.
Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."
Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."
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I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.