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when one calls someone, and jerks off during a phone conversation without the other person knowing.
this guy (claiming to be a telemarketer) talked to me for about 15 minutes, only to reveal he was phone raping me.
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when speaking on the phone at work with a customer who you just adore. You will never meet him/her, you will only speak with them as needed for business. You are totally head over heels with their voice.
"OMG, Ginger, I just got off the phone with that customer and I have such a phone crush."
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In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.
Like elephant in the room
It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
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A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.
It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.
People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
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The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
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A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.
Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
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A shot of booze consumed with a friend over the phone when you just can't be togther, especially if they are very far away. Usually involves tequila and a count down so you know you are really drinking a the same time.
Person 1 in California: "Dude, I just finished my last final today!"
Person 2 in North Dakota: "Awesome, this calls for a phone shot! One two three, drink!"
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