A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.
You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.
Someone: Omg where is your piano accordian
Me:he's dead
A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋
“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”
“no, who tf are they?”
“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”
A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.
Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!
Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!
Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!