pigs on the wing

1. World War I pilot lingo for an enemy pilot in your blind spot.

2. A hidden enemy

3. An awesome two part song by Pink Floyd

1. Charlie Alpha III to Red River I, watch out, you got pigs on your wing!

2. Ever since I called that chick fat, I got pigs all over my wing.

3. If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
(Pig On The Wing part 1)

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pig by proxy

A narcissistic individual who thinks they should have the same respect and authority as a police officer because they have a friend or relative who is a cop.

That mouthy idiot Brian thinks just because his brother is the po-po that he also has authority. Typical pig by proxy.

Muscle pig

When a guy is sexy af, tall, and buff af. Especially if said guy is like obsessed with going to the gym and working out.

Damn Jungkook is such a muscle pig.

Damn “big daddy muscle pig Matt”.

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Roasting The Pig

When you double team a midget with your boy and spin the midget on your dicks

Me and my boy were roasting the pig

Sad Pig

A bitter, undesirable, and lazy feminist, who outspokenly blames decent and competent men for their self-manifested misery.

These Sad Pigs ruin all that is good in this world.

Emperor Pig

The pig of all pigs. This pig has the ability to destroy an army of 19000 of every species of the planet within half a second using the hair's on it's face as high powered lasers. It's filthy attitude makes it a very unpleasant creture to be around, excepting the fact that if you find it (which is a 1 in 383624892423908462390486 chance) it will give you the top 20000 things you want instantly. It also has the ability to travel between glaxies and universes using the fans on it's knees.

Stupid Child 1 - "What would you ask for from the emperor pig?"

Stupid Child 2 - "2000 Apples covered with custard"

Smart Child - "Don't ask me, im not stupid enough to list them all"

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aids pig

Acronym: "Anti Intellectual Demagogue Spewing Pseudo-Intellectual Gibberish." Usually used in the context of an internet argument. Trying to use large words to appear smarter than one actually is.

Friend: "Anita kept using the phrase 'Intersectional tolerance' to justify authoritarian views"

Me: "What an Aids Pig"

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