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To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.
I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!
All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
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Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
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To temporarily replace someone; substitute; fill-in
Brady came down with the sniffles and couldn't come into work at the radio station, so Frankie was asked to pinch hit for Brady's shift.
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