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A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
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When you're out with some bitch on a first date and you know there won't be a second date.
I felt bad thinking she didn't have any money so I took the check and did a pity pay. -A Imps
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The very common result of bringing alcohol to a pity party.
I went to my friends pity party with a few cases of beer, it was obviously a mistake, the ending result being a pity-fucking orgy.
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Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
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Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy
Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.
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Prostitute who offers service out of pity and not for money.
after his dog got ran over by a steam roller and his girlfriend got caught drinking waffle juice, he went to see the pity whore.
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When you do wrong by a person and you send them tit pics to make them feel better.
Maddie was grinding with guys at a party and cheated on her man...she sent him pity nudes after that.
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