Well played

This statement is often used in place of "touché". However, "well played" shows more class. The proper use is when one has been defeated or has lost in a battle of words.

A: You realize that I just beat you at chess and in the argument about who would be a better president.

B: I know. Well played.

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Close of Play

A term used by people in business. Maximum impact is gained by saying it whilst sitting on the edge of a desk with the top button undone and tie hanging loosely.

L: Are we closer to agreeing a deal? Ideally I'd like to start picking that low hanging fruit by close of play today. Otherwise I'll end up looking like a cunt.
J: You are already a cunt.
L: Feedback taken on board J. Let's touch base about this next week. Do you have a window on Tuesday?
J: I have a window every day of the fucking week. My office has two of them.

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Play the Jew

verb. to refuse to spend money, usually due to having spent money on bills or just needing to save money in general and thereby acting like a stingy Jew.

Guy1: Hey do you want to get a beer tonight?
Guy2: Sorry man, I gotta play the Jew tonight, I just paid car insurance...

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rib play

A sexual fetish which involves the fingering of the crevices in between the ribs.

My friend Judy tried rib play for the first time and can't get enough!

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Play partner

Somebody who you may not be in a committed relationship with or someone that you play with regularly. Someone who you may might have sex with do different types of kinks or BDSM with.

Ohhhh naw ma, she my play partner

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wanna play

with deez nuts

wanna play, with deez nuts

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play the field

To search for something out of a selection of alternatives

I'm going to "play the field" for a while before I choose my wife

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