Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good. When you're done, pull out but have a skillet underneath her vag to catch the bloody, scrambled up egg. Cook it up and enjoy thoroughly!
I was hoping our first time we could try the Transylvanian Pouch to make it special.
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UUUUUhhhhhhhhh, a vagina.
I've heared that yeast pouches taste like batteries.
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Where all the homies converge too.(The
Club)
Yo let's get down to the pussy pouch and pick up some bitches.....
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when a women secretes air from her vagina into an empty capri sun pouch and is then inhaled through the nose
i think my bitch hasnt showered in a while, i pulled a respect the pouch and did not enjoy it
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an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)
get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!
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She raised her knee, striking him square in the tool pouch.
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A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.
Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch
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