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Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 20, 2020


present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019


Blank present

Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".

Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.

by kalomiris December 22, 2009


Devil's present

A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches

Girl, that guy is a devil's present.

by 2001RoadKing October 27, 2023


Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023