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presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."

by September 21, 2022


fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024


Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty July 31, 2006


Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 15, 2020


Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 20, 2020


presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

by prototypist September 1, 2021


present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 10, 2019