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Basically a ripoff of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (a ripoff himself of Santa Claus, and a lame one at that) who apparently is a giant pumpkin that appears in pumpkin patches toward midnight of Hallowe'en. He gives out candy to those who bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee. Popularized by the comic strip and TV show Peanuts by Linus, my man, who invited Lucy to go with him to the patch to see the Great Pumpkin. Twice.
Linus: Yo, luce, ya wanna go see the great pumpkin with me? (not the great popkin)
Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.
I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.
1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"
Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."
2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."
And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
A reassuring way to say ok to someone.
Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.
A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.
She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin