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Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.
John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what
You could always do the kid punisher
Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.
Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."