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Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.
Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.
Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.
You scruffy puppy
a show that turned kids into a furries
Dwayne: did you see tuff puppy
ben: yeah, kitty kaswell is fucking hot i wanna fuck her
Dwayne: furry
a puppy purchased by a woman early in a relationship with a man, for the purpose of making it difficult for the man to leave her, due to him following in love with aforementioned puppy.
after 3 months of meeting Mike, Marie purchased an anchor puppy to prevent him from ever leaving her.
A blue slush puppie with red slush in the center.
Angela: Lets get a bloody puppie
Jon: What the fuck is that? It sounds scary!
Angela: Only, the best thing on the planet!
a type of love in which ppl think they are in love... they're not...
(having sex)...
girl- I love you!
boy- i love you more!
two weeks later
(to friends)
girl-he really broke my heart...
boy- she was just stupid...
girl- i like someone else now...
boy- check out that hottie...
(that was an example of puppy love lol)
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