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A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
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If a dinosaur and octopus get jiggy then their mixed race and species child shall be formally known as a 'dino-puss.'
Person 1 -'Hey, did you hear Eric the Dinosaur and Shelia the Octopus are gonna have a kid?!'
Person 2-'Yeah I know, It's gonna be a dino-puss.'
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When there is no balls to do an action
"Kevin is pussing out to ask a girl out to dance"
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The delicious morsel between the legs of the juiciest transgender men.
Holy shit bro, I just went down on Sarah and found out she had a boy puss!
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the new character in the movie Shrek 2. He was like a Zorro kind of character and a cute little kitty cat. :)
Puss in Boots was first hired to get rid of Shrek in the movie but turned out to be friends.
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when someone is upset or dissappointed,usually a child,or acting like one,and your face is all screwed up.
Look at old pickle puss,he just wants to go out and play.
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Puss Wood is really dry camp wood. like if you found a big round off super dry pine wood and it split up really easy and was real nice pitchy wood, you would call that puss wood. its called puss wood because any puss could get a fire going with it. its nice to have puss wood when your camping.
man...we found this pile of puss wood last night and we stayed up all night, with the kind fire. i love drinking beer and burnin puss wood. dude - check out this puuuuss wood.
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