jersey hit and quit

The act of fucking/having sexual intercourse with a female and wanting to get away quickly after climaxing.
To do this you must fuck the female hard as fuck, then hold in the semen manually by squeezing your penis, then get the female to attempt to suck your dick.
As she closes in on it, JIZZ IN HER EYES, GRAB YOUR CLOTHES, AND RUN!
She won't remember what you look like, thus...hit and quit.

*May be illegal.

Dude 1: DUUUUUUUUUUDE I BANGED THAT GIRL HARD AS HELL!
Dude 2: Jersey Hit and Quit?
Dude 1: You know it!
Dude 2: omg...is she blind?
Dude 1: idk, check your sister when she gets home.

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You're Quite Welcome

you say you're quite welcome when you are more than glad to do something for another person

Pretty girl:

Thanks for taking me out to dinner

Guy:

You're quite Welcome, it was my pleasure!

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quit your jibbajabba

A term often used by B.A in The A-TEAM when some one is talking in a foolish manner

Merdock if you dont quit your jibbajabba i'm gona brack you in two

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Be quite nigga

Shut up

Just be quite nigga

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Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"

1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.

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Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

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quit yo bitchin

when you want either your friend or your date to stfu and stop complaining

Friend: omg fml i got an f on my final and i got a really bad hair day

You: bitch quit yo bitchin

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