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Text messaging an ex ad nauseum during a night of heavy drinking and finding out what you said in the morning when you scroll through your messages.
Every time I get loaded, I send text messages to my ex in an attempt to entice him or to get an invite for a booty call. I always regret it in the morning, but cannot seem to stop myself, thereby d-railing any progress I have made to separate myself from the relationship.
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The distinguishing line between a hot, sexy bitch and cute, adorable lady. With a sexy bitch, you just want to fucking rail the shit out of her, with no personal connection. You can do all kinds of weird kinky shit like cumming all over her titties when you pull your meat out of her steamy vagina. After your done you send that bitch home. However, with a cute lady you might want to take out to dinner and make her feel special. You take her home, maybe light some candles, and make sweet, passionate love to her. After your done you might even consider cuddling.
Dude, I didnt know how to handle this chick I was with last night. She was right on the Rail Line. I deemed her above the rail line, so we went back to my place and had rough anal sex and finished with a glorious donkey punch.
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In a fraternity or other party setting; occurs when walking around with a flash light and making sure every sex act going on is consensual
I got BAAD Duty tonight (Brothers Against Drunk Driving). I got Rail Patrol.
"Lights on, hands up, rail patrol is here, making sure everything is consensual."
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Verb. The act of snorting (inhaling nasally) a powdered substance, typically mind altering, such as Cocaine, Angel Dust, Methamphetamines, Heroin, etc. Possibly originating from the practice of arranging cocaine into a straight line (rail) before snorting it.
"I got some bundles man, stop by later and well blow rails and get fucked up."
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the equivalent of road rage, but for trains. oftentimes, rail rage is noticed in the late hours of the night when everyone's trying to sleep, and a retarded chimp of a conductor is honking away like a mother fucker somewhere in the distance.
the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!
probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
AAHHHH what the fuck is that noise, its 3:00 in the morning!
Fucking rail rage mate
Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
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To give one guy a job of the hand while fingering his arsehole...
Bob almighty is a major rail job for taking the word i Fucking invented... And he cant even get the definition correct.
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(see lay pipe) Slang term for sexual intercourse.
(guy) "I'd lay rail first thing in the morning even if she doesn't want to."
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