I shall strike thy rectum

"I'll beat your ass" said in the Shakespeare way..

Hamlet: thous mother suckith

Saxo Grammaticus: I shall strike thy rectum

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big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

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repulsive rectum

The act of fucking a girl in the ass a so hard that her rectum becomes completely obsolete and indiscernible so much so that she has no control over what happens down there, therefore causing her to shart shit and cum everywhere.

Joe: Hey Sam how did your date go last night?
Sam: Pretty good I gave her the good ol' Repulsive rectum!
Joe: What the fuck.

Rectum

Also known as asswhore; see aswhore.

Tom and Chris. Wanna be OG's, pimps, but really ex lot lizards who banged and fisted their rectums out.

Rectum C and Rectum T, you are such Asswhores.

rectum

butt hoal

he has tasty rectum

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst