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Strong, tips his hat up, works hard, likes to mud hunt fish ride fourwheelers dirt bikes and snowmobiles likes big jacked up trucks, has greasy hands, wears flannels logger boots/cowboy boots, likes country music and mud rasslin
Rednecks they work hard and play hard the fun way.
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1 out of 8 of all yous guys's moms. Some redneck "Ma's" like to hang out at shitty bars full of dirty men of the same class that smell really bad and know not much. They have every recipe on how to prepare squirell and possum.
LeAnn brought home some trashy redneck guy from the Puke'N Piss Pub and introduced him to her sister. Her sister, Josie-Sue, said "Ah jus' got dun cookin......so yall want some frah-ed gourmet possum?"
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a redneck is someone who is a proud american.
someone who stands up for his/her country.
usaully a southerner.
their proud of who they are.
we dont listen to rap we prefere hank williams jr.
we know how to get down on a saturday night.
we love our pick-up trucks & our camo.
not all of us are from west virginia, but those that are don't marry our family.
(my family is from WV and we have a town named after us...i would know.)
we do have fish frys and throw a hog and the pit in or front yard a couple times a year.
we love the NFL and are diehard nascar fans.
we live off Larry the Cable Guy qoutes.
were friendly, not racist.
we wont shoot you for looking at us.
vegetarian is not in our vocabulary.
not all of us are still obsessing over the civil war and fly the confederate flag becuase we know if we had one we wouldnt be speaking english we'd be speakin Chinese or some shitt like that.
not all southerners are rednecks.
TRY TO GET TO KNOW SOME REDNECKS
BEFORE YOU FUCKING JUDGE US!
look at them damn rednecks they now how to party.
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Dumbass Southern people with unbearable accents. I'd rather go skydiving without a parachute than spend 5 seconds with one.
insert random redneck here: Howdy y'all!
Me: OH SHIT! SHOOT HIM!
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Racist peice of white trailer trash who has a very short vocabulary. Usually likes to beat his wife and/or kids on a daily/weekly basis.
I cant believe that redneck beat his wife after she drank his last Budweiser
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The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.
The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.
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White man (ussually white), whos name is hank or cletus, who shoots down beer cans and has sex with his sister on the front lawn (if they have one).
They tend to drive pick-up trucks and listen to country music.
They also have stupid accents and no use of grammar, since they are of low income, thats why they smell.
In conclusion, they think that everything can be fixed with duck tape, they use a shotgun to change the channel, and use dogs to scratch their nutsacks.
why do rednecks fuck their sisters? havent you heard of hookers? either that or go consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff
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