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(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"
A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD
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A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.
My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.
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A game on PS4, Xbox One and PC where rocket-powered cars play indoor soccer, trying to win by any means.
Bill: Want to play some Rocket League?
Tom: No problem.
James: OMG!
Tom: Wow!
James: Great pass!
Tom: Nice shot!
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A fecal log that is inundated with an abundance of undigested corn. Thus resembling a chocolate coated corn on the cob.
Eric had abdominal pains the morning after the barbeque. When he took a shit he left a fine example of a corn rocket in the bowl, that anyone could be proud of.
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crit Critical Critical hit
A term used in Valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (Short term: TF2) by players to define a rocket shot by the Soldier, along with a critical hit with the rocket to make it an instant kill. Fairly frowned upon by the TF2 community, sometimes can be considered as rocket whoring and is similar to rocket whore, whoring, etc.
Player 1: OMG! WTF! YOU KILLED ME WITH ONE ROCKET! STUPID CRIT ROCKETS!
Teammate: Damn, that guy is getting a lot of Crit rockets
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When a man let's out a large turd and puts up a womans vagina.
I pooped out a huge Hot Rocket a foot long and used it as a dildo on my woman.
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the besttttttt song by benassi bros and its the reason why a LOTTTTTTT of people have joy in their lives because its just like the most amazing song in the world. when i first heard it, i knew that my life had finally begun and its just soo amazing.
IT IS NOT when NASA people need to go take a trip to mars to scratch their asses and come home, its about EXPLODING with joy and flying through the sky when a boy says to you "if your alone tonight can i be by your side" and when your dressed up on halloween as a rocket.
Hey boy
Hey boy
Hey boy
When we first met
On the 31st
And it was Halloween
You know what I mean
(and) I was the one dressed up
as a rocket
that night
Please, please
Don’t ask me why
Hey boy
Hey boy
You came over to me
And said
“Tell me
if you’re alone tonight
can I be by your side?”
Hey baby, ain’t we having fun
Tonight?
Little rocket in the sky
Little rocket in the sky
Tell me Pa pa da da pa pa da da…
Was a rocket in the sky
I’m a rocket in the sky
Baby baby
Ain’t we having fun tonight?
I’ll be by yourside
I’ll be by yourside
Baby baby
I’ve been there all
Year long
Standing by the telephone
The telephone
Hey baby
If you care for me
Why don’t you call
And give me some dignity
Some decency
Rocket in disguise
Rocket in disguise
Don’t ask me why
Don’t ask me why
I’m a rocket in disguise
Don’t ask me why
I’m a rocket in disguise
Don’t ask me why
Tell me
Ba da da da …
I’m a rocket in disguise
Ba da da da …
Hey boy
Hey boy
Hey boy
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