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Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.
To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.
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When a man receives oral sex and while he lays on his partners head he spin like a top or a drill
Sean: can I give you a root canal?
Kato: I don't have the strength to spin but I'll give you one!
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Anal sex - the guy's dick is rooting around for shit in his partner's ass
Rumor has it that Tom Cruise likes to receive a roto rooting several times per week.
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Beer made from the ginger root (why it's also called ginger beer) and invented during Prohibition (why its called beer)
BTW, A&W is the only good root beer out there
"Pass me some of that beer"
"Dude, beer is illegal. It's Prohibition"
"It's root beer, you tard. Just give it to me and let me pretend"
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A sexual position similar to a threesome, only with four people in a square formation. Usually involving two men and two women they all lie in a square formation, with the men facing inwards and women facing outwards. So each person is giving oral and revieving oral, and no two people of the same sex touch eachother.
Dave invited his best mate and two women over to his house for a square root.
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A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
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"Rooting for the Dutch" is a term used when you know someone and/or something has no chance, but you still pull for it anyways. Created by rooting for the Dutch soccer and baseball teams which always play teams they have no business playing, and lose. Basically, you're rooting for the underdog who has no business even trying what they are about to attempt.
"Look at Dave trying to spit game, he has zero chance with that girl."
"Yeah I know. But hey, I'm still rooting for the Dutch."
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