A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.
Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner
When a person consumes to much rum one eye isn’t open as much as the other
Buddy’s eyes are fucked. He must have rum eyes
It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.
Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"
When a pirate gives you a drunk reach around with his hook hand!
Dude! Did Captain Hook give you a rum huggie last night!!
After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.
*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.
an attractive women who brings rum to people
“are you the rum girl”
When a dude cums inside an alcoholic drink and throws in a roofie. Then he serves it to his victim
I think that guy just ordered two Jamaican Rum Juice drinks!