sad hipster

A sad hipster is one who glorifies the negative aspects of life in attempt to be cool.
They frequently use frownie faces and say negative things and some even go to the extent of talking down and degrading themselves and or others.

Sad hipsters on Twitter like to decorate around their names with frownie faces.

Ex: ☹ alicia ☹
☹ gag ☹
☹ cunt ☹

They also like pizza. Most, but not all.
They put on a big front of being very absurd/open/careless.
Many sad hipsters type exactly like dis N shortened terms w letters n numbers 2 n acronyms wit no punctuation exactly like dis idk why every1s doin dis now tbh

Sad Girls club

At one point or another, every sad hipster has contemplated or actually taken a selfie with a peace sign held up crookedly in front of their face.

:(

☹

life sucks

Sad Toast

A toasted piece of bread that is un-buttered and has no jelly on it or has had a bite taken out of it.
This term is often used as a sympathy expression.

Donny: Man, another girl rejected me.
Corey: Sad toast :'(

Aaron: I'm having a really bad day today.
Tim: Sad Toast :'(

Sad By Correcting

You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.

me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me

The Spicy Sadness

Crippling depression coupled by severe alcoholism.

Let’s hit a bar bro. I got the spicy sadness.

Sad rice

Used with happy doodles. Created when students misheard happy doodles as happy noodles and wanted to mess with the teacher.

Happy doodles? Sad rice!

Sunday Sadness

A feeling of fatigue, depression, or anxiety felt on Sunday due to the upcoming start of the work/school week. Can be of varying levels.

"Realizing that another school week was starting the next day, Harry felt an onset of Sunday Sadness."

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how sad

Slang for "how terrible" or "that sucks."

Norma: How sad Ruth! Can't your stomach wait an hour?!

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