that's what she said

An interjection used when someone, usually a male, unintentionally makes a sexual comment. The "she" supposedly refers to the guy's girlfriend.

Teacher: (referring to a worksheet) "If you can't fit it on the front, you could do it on the back."
Student: "That's what she said!"

Student A: "Was the test easy?"
Student B: "That's what she said!"

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said no one ever

A phrase said by a LOT of people. Used to show that whatever was just said has never been said before, or logically makes no sense.

Guy #1: "Since 2010, Congress has been doing a really great job of passing meaningful reform, and addressing urgent issues with maturity and swiftness."

Guy #2: "Said no one ever."

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That's what he said

The same as that's what she said, except when girls say it

girl 1: wow, there smaller than i expected!
girl 2: that's what he said!

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that's what she said

A phrase that is said after anything that could possibly be turned dirty to make it an innuendo. Sometimes serves to burn the person who said something somewhat sexual. But there is a comeback.

person 1 "those balls look bouncy"
person 2 "that's what she said"
person 1 "when you were concieved, hahahaa!"

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Dad said so

When you have no idea what you are talking about so you put out ole reliable and say “Dad said so.”

I don’t know, but Dad said so

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that's what she said

A joke that was funny the first few hundred times.

You: (say anything)
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.

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That's What Druggie Said!

when someone hears something, and to them it sounds like a drug reference.

Dan: Hey, Steve, why didn't you go to the pool the other day?

Steve: I don't like the water anymore.

Dan: Why not?

Steve: I keep snorting it.

Tom: THAT'S WHAT DRUGGIE SAID!

Steve: Who are you?

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